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So, my bt appears to be dead as disco, but does anyone know how to revive it?
I mean besides throwing my computer through a fking window?
The first one who tells me to solve the problem by buying a mac, is getting Jennerbender sent to his house in the small hours with a Louisville Slugger and a jar of Vaseline--and then I probably will.
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My mom would always say, "where was the last place that you put it? I would say, "if I knew that, it wouldn't be missing!


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My mom used to say the same thing. I use to reply with things she'd threaten to wash my mouth out  with soap for. Then I'd say, "if you wash my mouth out with soap, then I'll blow bubbles out my ass."

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Wow. He appears to be blowing bubbles out his eyebrows. lol

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Alright, be honest, has my making the distance between broken blutooth and a Stephen King murder coverup in one post, the final clinching proof that tequila has finally absconded with my last brain cell, run down the curtain, and joined the choir invisible? lol

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Hahaha! Have you ever got mad at her and walked away while calling her the b word under your breath? My mom caught me many times .She would say, "DID YOU CALL ME WHAT I THINK YOU SAID? I would say, "no momma I didn't say that!. Lmao

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Absolutely not. That's ridiculous. Why would I call her a bee?
I'd just call her a fuckin b*tch, and then that flash of white light, then opening my eyes and seeing the ceiling, and then calling her a fuckin b*tch again. It was like living through the loop on a Tivo.
I used to call her a c*nt, but I stopped, because she likes it for some weird reason.

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Hahaha!......... And you're still living?!

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Of course I'm still alive. Although my face is on sideways now, and I have to eat pussy with my ear. You'd be surprised at just how uncomfortable it makes a woman feel to see a tongue protrude out an earhole. Enough times of this, though, and I think I'll have my face slapped back around to the front.
Either that, or it's off to Oklahoma, where women are used to that sh*t.

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BAH DAH DAH! (drums )

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In searching for a picture of a man with his head up his ass for comedic effect, I discovered this one, among a lot of others. Here's my question, though. Why is he black? There are a million images like this on the web, but when I see this one, I think about how it came about. Someone must have seen images of people with their heads up their ass, and though, "wait a second. There are no black people on here. I need to create a black person doing this." Was it racial "equality?" Was it racial resentment? Was it just to suggest some black people are stupid too?
The thing that grabs my attention is that this image was created with great care. Someone had to be highly motivated when they created it.
I have no idea why all that is really funny, because I don't have my head around it yet, but it seems pretty funny.
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