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First!  Is this about horse p*rn?

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Oh come on! Just because there's picture of a scared horse screaming "not like this Santa!" and a drunken, passed out Santa admitting to the world he fucked a horse, you automatically just assume there's something sexual about this? Pervert.

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You're right. I'm wrong. I should have performed due diligence and checked Pornhub first instead of last. As far as I can tell there are no equines involved in pornography - it's just humans acting like horses. Seeing acting in pornography has kind of set me back on my heels, like Santa up there! smile

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What do you mean "acting?" It looks pretty real to me. lol
No equines involved in p*rn? I'd say they should NOT be involved, and whoever does should be shot, but I think anyone who doesn't find it endlessly entertaining that there are people in our world who can't stop f*ck*ng horses, is just not being honest.
Here are a few articles on horsefuckers--including the World Heavyweight Champion of Serial Horsefuckers: Rodell Vareen, who not only can't stop f*ck*ng horses, but for some reason, just can't leave the ass alone, and always gets arrested for buggery.
https://forum.com/home/dis...
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Perform "due diligence?" Is that like a Glassbottom Boat or something?

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Horsefucking is not just a dick move, it's the LAW!
https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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And the sheep are nervous

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Well, god and the plastic baby jeesus have this covered in their "book of good things". It's not just this one proverb either - it's in there 57 times! Horsefuckery is not going away regardless of how ridiculously funny it is, in the end, men like Rodell are just doing the lords work.
Proverbs 27:23 Be thou diligent to know the state of thy flocks, and look well to thy herds.
I probably shouldn't have quit church to stay home and get high before I understood the implications and reach of "know".  smile

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Hahahaha Congratulations! That's the first time I've ever known someone to whip out a bible and start "quoting scripture" in support of horsefucking. lolol
That takes the prize, my friend! lolol

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The problem with sheep getting nervous is that they bolt, but because they're looking behind them, they ram their heads straight into a fence and get stuck--which is just perfect for anyone trying to hit it.

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