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I wonder how many people have fucked furniture in the history of the world.

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'With' a picnic table? I was hoping I read that wrong!

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The guy can't have sex in his own yard without the neighbors being curious.

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What is wrong with humping the picnic table ?

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Women ride tables often.

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Note to self for future picnics.. that bird sh** splat on the table may be something else.. grrreat!

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Never mind..

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I was simply asking for an explanation but okay.

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Okay

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Stupid? Sure. Felony? Meh. His house is how close to a school?  Next door?  Down the block?  Sounds like prosecutorial  abuse. It's funny. He should be fined. He didn't touch anyone, and he did it on his own property. And I doubt the school was that close by.

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I humped a picnic table outside of walmart at 1 o'clock in the morning.

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There's no photo of the table - it might have been particularly attractive.

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She was asking for it. She had an umbrella in her hole already.

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Wow. You just became a lot more interesting. lol

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I hear that she wasn't fussy who sat around her.

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Like that matters? This guy would f*ck a rusty keyhole nailed to a donkey's ass. lol

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People act like it's some kind of crime. Who are you hurting?

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That's a dick move.

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Well, where do you draw the line? Deepdicking the patio furniture is a slippery slope.
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Picnic tables are such sluts....

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Picnic tables are such sluts....

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My other fetish. That works.

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Hahaha That's a pretty intense fetish. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Oh. Did you try the police in

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I've been eyeballing my neighbor's patio table for weeks now. That's a sweet little umbrella hole in the center, and it's plastic, so no splinters or rough edges at all, and a nice tight tablecloth--one of those red and white checkers that makes you just ache to punch a hole in.

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I've been eyeballing my neighbor's patio table for weeks now. That's a sweet little umbrella hole in the center, and it's plastic, so no splinters or rough edges at all, and a nice tight tablecloth--one of those red and white checkers that makes you just ache to punch a hole in.

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Got your picnic table all ready for the feast?

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