That is the absolute goddamned truth. If all broads looked like them, I would have either jerked off, turned gay, or fucked animals.
America is DOOMED.
Ain't it the truth! Ain't it the truth!
I think he died for no good reason at all, that is if he ever actually lived.
Syphillus makes my dick cry. It's tears are kinda slimy and green.
Yeah, I'm not interested in focusing on that. It's just gross.
Jesus isn't even Jesus. He was never what he's been built up to be, any more than anyone else in the Cult of Personalities. Jesus isn't about Jesus. Jesus is about clergy getting rich by wasting our time constantly pissing in our ears about doing sh*t to make them more powerful. I don't work for clergy, and they can all f*ck themselves.
I absolutely despise them all.
I used to. Now I just tell the truth when the topic arises, then move on to the next thing. I don't obsess anymore, because even that is a relationship. Nobody is gone until they're forgotten, and that only comes with passive indifference.
I will explain what happened. A long time ago, before almost everything that gives our lives meaning, a young girl (let's call her Mary) realized she was pregnant. Even more than the panic modern knocked up teens feel in that situation- Mary knew she was in deep excrement for the penalty in her area was to be buried up to her neck and stoned to death by her neighbors.
This inspired the girl to come up with a story and sell it quick! She did just that, the village bought it ( tho by today's standards it's a bit thin) and in due time her baby was born.
I'm sure she had no idea the effect her quick-thinking, I've got nothing to lose tale would have on the world, or even the strain it would cause her son as he grew up. But I don't blame her a bit.
It might be that none of this is real, but if it happened this is the why and how. This is so long I'll have to leave the why of the death for another time.