Just woke up. Looks good. I may actually buy it off Amazon and give it a read.
Why did I choose vampire Jesus, rather than zombie Jesus?
Well, some buddies and myself were relaxing at a TV shop after a long day of fixing electronic junk. I had just finished a convergence job on a Sony, STK amps, resistors and all that sh*t; I remember it as if it were yesterday. We cracked open a few brewskis and sat around bullshitting. I wrote silly, graphic short stories to entertain my friends, but had ran out of ideas for the moment. It was shortly after Easter, 2002.
A guy named Charlie spoke up, "Hey Fred, why don't you write a story about Jesus Christ rising from the dead?"
I said, "Who the hell would want to read something like that Charlie?"
He raised a finger and said, "As a vampire!"
The rest is history, so to speak.